Skip to main content

Slippery when wet

Ivory soap is known for its purity, but i thought it was harsh and eventually discovered that people in the soap industry agree (personal communication).

Rinse and repeat

though shampoo manufacturers direct us to apply shampoo twice, the second application often seems unnecessary. maybe it's a ploy to induce us to repurchase more often?

meanwhile, everyone knows soap is poor shampoo because it makes your hair gummy. ironically, washing hair with soap can work quite well if the soap isn't too complicated and you apply it twice.

more generally, soap scum often rinses off after a second washing with the same soap. when i have to wash one or two things in my kitchen, i use soap instead of detergent.

another technique is using a sponge as a soap dispenser. wipe soap with a damp sponge a few times, add water, and knead the sponge to make lather. this technique minimizes soap usage. less is more!

Push down & turn

so old-fashioned soap isn't as bad as new-fashioned people think it is, but there are issues. we can put astronauts on our moon, but nobody has invented a good soap dish. the ones that try to keep soap dry, e.g. with ribs or drainage holes, can erode wet soap.

soap dissolving in its own slime is a sad sight, but putting wet soap on a smooth surface can reduce the amount of slime. soap kept like this resists removal, and simply lifting and/or twisting the soap can damage it. pushing down while twisting seems to help.

Just right

people claim that Savon de Marseille can be used to wash anything, e.g. babies & floors. they might be right, but it seems costly.

on the other hand, blending soap is fairly easy. what started as a way to use scraps of soap salvaged from hotel rooms is now an integral part of my life. i have a grater dedicated to flaking soap, and a strategy for blending soaps that are unsatisfactory as-is. i look forward to exhausting my supply of relatively inferior soap, but the results are good already.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Improper english

Before retirement ended my last spell of unemployment, i wondered if the timing of that dismissal was ideal. one month earlier or later might have been better? improving a server log was my last assignment. like many other companies, their senior management believed in their culture, technology, and tools. like other well-funded companies, they used Splunk and wanted to use JSON format. nobody reviewed the pull request that would have established a baseline for my work. their Splunk dashboard code was not versioned. Overcommunicating JSON can be ideal, and creating a data structure to discover if a log entry describes an error is easy and reasonably fast, but computers find strings very quickly. a faster algorithm uses less electricity; computer activity is human activity. ...

Obsolete versions

Once upon a time, upgrading packages was just downloading and installing files. after a while, it also entailed compiling source code because my operating systems no longer received first-class support. Descent Into Madness after a while, upgrading a package also entailed upgrading the tools needed to make it and their dependencies. i felt like i had installed every (meta-)build system. on one of my MacBooks, Homebrew maintained two versions of Python and two versions of llvm . as projects migrated from Autotools to CMake, library versions became inconsistent. these inconsistencies puzzled me, because the first test one should perform after adding support for another build system is determining if the result is the same. any differences should be eliminated/explained. in real life, most people didn't ...

Cat's whiskers

Online forums are good sources of information and/or habitats for groupthink. Jean Valjean ignored the smell; so can you :-) forums are biased in various ways. for example, woodworkers' opinions about linseed oil are informed by wood finish products. in another forum, we might find a recommendation for finishing wood with linseed oil sold by an art supply store. sauce for the painter is sauce for the woodworker? Slippery when wet when i became interested in safety razors, forums were invaluable sources of information. they are still helpful, but i learned enough to continue on my own. at one point i bought cheap shaving soap thinking that it couldn't be as bad as forum contributors claimed. they were right, but the soap was/is still useful: it stays at th...